The Everyman dreams (Jul, 1996).

Don't mind the noise.

Bob went down to the VA last week and decided he should do something
for the Vets.  Says he's gonna open a bar next week and give 'em all
free drinks but for now they're just hanging out at his place drinking
his beer.

Mama Kate is having a birthday party for her grandbaby on Thursday.
Nobody round here is gonna go since she's such a bitch.  Still, I hope
the kids don't knock over Graham's NRA signs.  He's just grumpy but
he's well armed.

The Cees are still raising dogs but don't have room for a run.  Those
seven dogs just stay locked up inside all day.  They've been looking
to buy a house for a few years now but never have the money for a down
payment.

Sorry about that lot over there.  Its so dirty and all.  All us neighbors
keep asking 'em to clean it up but they say there's no point since
Jesus is coming tomorrow.  They've been waiting long enough, don't the
realize he must have gone somewhere else?

I don't know who's over there.  Some longhaired guy shows up with a
case of bourbon every now and then.  I guess he lives in there.

Have a beer and sit a spell.  The 49ers are playing the Cowboys later
and that's certain to be a great game.  I've got some money on the 49ers.
Its a sure thing since their passing game is so strong this year.
I'd have better beer but the company isn't giving out bonuses this year
so money is a little tight.  I don't know how my manager pays for that
Acura of his with the way moneys been around there.

I sure hope you didn't vote for the Democrats last time around.  You
know they'll drive us all broke.

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