The Top 20 Lines We'd LOVE to Hear in a "Star Wars" Movie


20 Yoda: "Big these ears are, and breathe through them I can.
   Now, the nasty must we do!"

19 Princess Leia: "You're my BROTHER?  Well, actually, that
   kinda turns me on."

18 Anakin: "MAN, Amidala, you've got a nice pair of tauntauns!"

17 Shmi Skywalker: "So, you had to be a Jedi.  You couldn't have
   maybe been a doctor?"

16 Jedi Master Letterman: "Amidala, Barbarella.  Barbarella,
   Amidala."

15 Luke: "C'mon, Uncle Owen, we've already GOT a protocol 'droid.
   *PLEASE* can I get the sex 'droid?!?"

14 Obi-Wan: "Congratulations, Jar Jar.  Jedi University has
   chosen you to be the subject of their next biology lab."

13 Yoda: "Strong is The Force in this one... and large are the
   hooters on THIS one!"

12 Mace Windu: "And womp rat might taste like pumpkin pie, but
   I'll never know, 'cause I'll never eat the dirty mother*&!%#."

11 Yoda: "My 'English for Dummies' book!  Missing it is.
   Seen it, have you?"

10 Anakin: "Dooku, you're gettin' a Dell!"

9 Amidala: "That 'show me your light saber' trick was cute when
  you were 8, Anakin.  Now put your pants back on."

8 Jar Jar Binks: "Doctor saysa meesa gotsa cancer.  Meesa only
  livesa another month."

7 Anakin: "Not tonight, Amidala -- I'm too tired.  Just take my
  light saber and put it on 'vibrate'."

6 Yoda: "Full of asthma, he is.  Much noisy breathing in his
  future, I sense."

5 Darth Gates: "Our Jedi clones are almost ready, too.  May I
  introduce: Windu 95, Windu 98, Windu 2000 and Windu XP."

4 Jar Jar Binks: "Lawzy, Miz Amidala -- Meesa don't know nothin'
  'bout birthin' no Jedi."

3 Yoda: "Dude, was I talking weird again last night?  I always
  talk like that when I'm wasted."

2 Jabba the Hutt: "...and a Diet Coke to go."


                  and Topfive.com's Number 1 Line
            We'd LOVE to Hear in a "Star Wars" Movie...


1 Darth Vader: "Hello, AOL tech support?  You have failed me
     for the last time..."