You might be a high-tech redneck if...

Your e-mail address ends in "@over.yonder.com."

Your laptop has a sticker that says, "Protected by Smith and Wesson."

You've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular
phone.

You wire your network with jumper cables.

Your wife said either she or the computer had to go, and you still
don't miss her.

You've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your drink on.

Three Words: Daisy Duke Screensaver

Your spell checker knows words like, "Y'all", "Yonder", and "Reckon."

Your belt buckle is made from a dead 3.5" disk drive.

Smith & Wesson...the original Point-N-Click interface.

When you order your new pick-up truck with  a gun rack and PCMCIA
sockets.

You only buy from GateWay, 'cause the cow-colored boxes are a hoot.