How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?


ROTTWEILER:  Just one.  You want to make something of it?
 
DOBERMAN:  Immediately decides to change the brand of light bulb and find a
  more efficient form of lighting -- perhaps a fluorescent bulb.
 
AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD:  One, but just "try" to convince them that the burned-
  out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.  Save with toys!
 
JACK RUSSELL TERRIER:  Two, but the job never gets done -- they just keep
  arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!
 
BULLDOG:  Just one.  But it takes them three years to do it.
 
SIBERIAN HUSKY:   The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole
  lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a burned-out light
  bulb? Let's mush!
 
AFGHAN:  Light bulb? What light bulb?
 
SCHIPPERKE:  I don't do no stinking light bulbs.  Unless...is there food
  involved??  But I'll be happy to watch for burglars while you do it!
 
BEAGLE:  How many cookies do I get?  It smells boring!
 
LAB:  Why change it?  The darker it is, the longer I can sleep.
 
BOXER:  If I could stop wiggling my butt long enough to quit falling off
  the chair.........
 
GOLDEN RETRIEVER:  "I'll be glad to change the light bulb for you, but first
  can't we play catch with the tennis ball, or Frisbee -- and then I want to
  lick your face and rest my head in your lap and look up at you with my sad
  eyes.  What?  You're changing the light bulb yourself.  You didn't have to
  do that -- but I looooove you so much for being my friend and doing that."
 
DALMATIAN:  Just one, but it will really hate the new bulb..
 
CORGI:  I can't reach the stupid lamp!  Rowf! Rowf!
 
SPRINGER:  Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?
 
STANDARD POODLE:   None.  Go get human, sit under it, look up and point it
  out --  then go lie down in disgust that it took so long.
 
BORDER COLLIE:  Just one.  And he'll rewire the house while he's at it.
 
IRISH SETTER:  It only takes one, but it will put in a really dim bulb.
 
PIT BULL TERRIER:  Jump and take hold of old light bulb.  Now, let go of
  old light bulb... I said LET GO OF LIGHT BULB. Please???? 
  Let go of the light bulb??????

CAT:  I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.