Windows 2000 Error Messages

The following are some of the error messages that
are under consideration for the planned Windows 2000:

1.  Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
2.  Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
3.  Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
4.  Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
5.  Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"
6.  BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
7. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
8. Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
9. WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)
10. Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software 
titles have been deleted.