Amongst some folks I know, Netscape 2.0 is being affectionately (or,
sometimes, insultingly) referred to simply as N20. N20, in case you
didn't know, is also the chemical symbol for Nitrous Oxide, aka 
wippits, aka laughing gas.

Oh, like I can resist this.

Comparative features of N20 (the drug) and N20 (the software)

Feature             N20 (the drug)           N20 (the software)
-------             --------------           ------------------
Price                   $22/24                      $49/1

mode of
transport              Inhalant                     TCP/IP

Hardware              whip cream,               Windows, Mac,
requirements           balloons                     Unix

Fun value                high                      moderate

Visual                sometimes                    usually
hallucinations

Auditory                 yup                     with plug-in
hallucinations

Causes horniness       sometimes             only if you're weird

Kills brain cells        yup                       unproven

Causes delusions
of grandeur              yup                          yup

Mental effects    causes philosophical       causes religious wars
                        debates

Supports HTML 3.0        no                         some

side effects          memory loss               urge to buy
                     B12 Deficiency           $20 stock at $75


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