This is based on a old document written by myself <otto@jyu.fi> and a friend
<setala@jyu.fi> a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
The original was a VAX/VMS system, but I've decided that God wouldn't use one.
--

CONNECT 777000/PAX/INRI/AMEN

Supercomputing Center, University of the Universe Sun XVII/CC (Universe)

login: god
Password:
Last login: Thu Jun 23 23:32:10 from cosmos.uou.edu
SunOS Release 351.23.47 (UNIVERSE) #1: Wed Jun 10 13:32:11 UST 4000BC

-- /universe is 99% full -- delete everyone you can
-- There is NO scheduled downtime for the Universal system, ever !

Terminal recognized as vt8420 (Generic vt8420)
% su
Password:
# echo "I'm the God" > /.project
# cd /universe
# mkdir world
				And There Was Light
# mkdir world/earth
# mkdir world/earth/paradise
# cd world/earth/paradise
# cat > Adam.man
Adam is made of clay.
^D
# cp Adam.man Eve.woman
# ex Eve.woman
"Eve.woman" 1 line, 22 characters
> 1s/Adam/Eve/
Eve is made of clay.
> s/clay/Adam/
Eve is made of Adam.
> x
"Eve.woman" 1 line, 21 characters
# cat > Devil.evil
Devil is evil.
^D
				Hmmmm, on second thought...
# mkdir /universe/hell
# mkdir /universe/heaven
# touch /universe/heaven/Angels.divine
# mv Devil.evil /universe/hell
# mv * ..
# cd ..
# rmdir paradise
# chgrp -R divine heaven
# chgrp -R evil hell
# chmod -R 770 heaven hell
# chgrp -R mortal world
# chmod -R 775 world
# /usr/games/simul8 /universe/world
^G^G^G
				What's all this noise then ?
^Z
Suspended
# date
Fri Jul 04 14:32:41 UST 1776
				Bah, it's just them kids playing 'round
# %
^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G
				Not again ?
^Z
Suspended
# date
Wed Jul 24 00:02:41 UST 1999
# ls
ls: .: Stale NFS file handle
				What the... ?
# cd /universe
# ls heaven
Angels.divine
# ls hell
Adam.man	Adolf.man	Alice.woman	Anna.woman	Arthur.man
^C
				Oh well...
# kill %
[1] Terminated		/usr/games/simul8 /universe/world
# rm -rf world hell heaven
# ^D
% ^D

NO CARRIER